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THE future
Five years from now
Five years from now the year will be 2022. I will be in the first few months of living on my own in a small, but livable, apartment in downtown/inner-city Indianapolis. By then, I will not be focusing on saving money for college, but rather I shall be focusing on my career of being a stand-up comedian. My daily routine shall most likely be one of waking up bright and early at eight in the morning and take a shower before I fix myself a modest breakfast of bacon and eggs with a side of diced habanero. After eating breakfast, I will get to work writing comedy, and if I cannot think of any comedy to write, I shall wander the streets of Indy, relentlessly searching for inspiration. Once my comedic writing is done, I will scour the internet searching for opportunities for me to raise my fame and potential audience size. Many days I might eat my lunch at a restaurant downtown, while on other days I might simply forget to eat lunch altogether. By the time that night has fallen, I will head to a local comedy club to live my dream of doing comedy professionally. After preforming, I will usually head home so that I might sleep and repeat the routine to some extent.
Ten years from now.
Ten years from now, the year will be 2027. After five years of years doing comedy professionally, I will be quickly rising in the world of stand-up comedy. I will see five years of hard work pay off. More and more I will be doing comedy in front of more people, in more states, in bigger stadiums, with bigger paychecks. Over all, at that point in my life, there will be more of everything. At that point in my life, I will finally be able to focus on the things of life that I couldn't have focused on before that point. I may begin to focus on actually getting a family, but then again, I may not. All I know for sure is that ten years from now, I will be doing what I love to do.
My career.
In case you haven't realized it at this point, I fully intend to be a stand-up comedian. I've wanted to be a comedian since I was six years old, and after constantly thinking about what I want to do with my life I've settled back on comedy. I will get my start as professional comedian shortly after high school, when I move to Indianapolis. When in Indy, I might have to get a job at McDonald's to earn enough money to support myself, but only for a short period of time. Eventually, my career in comedy will begin to pick up speed. I will no longer have to work at a fast food joint to support myself while I preform at a local comedy club, instead I will be exclusively doing stand-up at larger, more-well known venues across the country. Eventually my name will be synonymous with comedy. The world will know me, the people will love me, and the politicians will lobby for me. My comedy itself will be modern; focused on current events like war and politics. At it's end, my career, my comedy, will be immortalized in the internet and the minds of millions.
Family life.
Among my career, my legend, and my name, will be my family. I fully intend to have a so-called nuclear family. Keep in mind that a nuclear family consists of one husband, one wife, and two children. I'm certain that my wife would be extremely tolerant of my constant on-the-road lifestyle that the job would require. Besides that, family life would be relatively normal. Me and the wife would raise the kids with the same values that we have and would teach the kids how to be successful. The kids would likely be homeschooled in order to deal with the schedule of me being on-the-road. The kids would likely become friends with my friends' kids (as I will not forget about my friends). Eventually the kids would grow up, and I'd still be with the life continuing my career in comedy.